Miles Per Gallon

I know with the rising prices of "crude oil" thus the rising prices of automobile gasoline has caused many a conversation at the ole' water cooler, but some people have gone too far. Seriously, these new Smart Cars? Have the people that have bought these actually looked at them? I know they get an estimated 40 city and 45 highway miles per gallon but WOW! These cars are so small the circus would be lucky to get 5 clowns into it. RIDE A BIKE!

Idiot!

Dear Idiot,

When driving a truck, and your are approaching a bridge that largely displays a sign stating that the bridge is "11 feet 10 inches" high, one would assume you do not want to drive your truck that is taller than "11 feet 1o inches" under the bridge.

Sincerely,

Common Sense